Apparently Hurricanes are Racist Oh, Yeah and the Sun Too!

Acts of God, like hurricanes and eclipses, are racist.

Last week I had the good fortune of reading and uploading an article by Lee Duigon on in which Lee outlined the hilarious story of how some overeducated, yet under-common-sensed Liberal actually wrote a 4000-word thesis in which she accused the path of the solar eclipse of being racist.

The path of said eclipse did not offer equal access to people of color.

True story, you can’t make this stuff up.

Apparently, Hurricane Harvey plans on adding injury to insult as it displaces a disproportionate number of black Texans.

I mean, life happens, it rains on the just and the unjust alike.

Maybe God is trying to tell us something, like, it isn’t all about us.

It’s supposed to be about Him.